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We like big buds and we can not lie. It wouldn't be "clandestine" if we told you everything. What we can say, is our plants are treated like royalty. We nurture them with the best of the best when it comes down to it.  From start to finish these ladies are waited on hand and foot. The grass is greener on our side. Obviously. 


Here at Clandestine we have a good time. Sometimes a good time means a mean skate sesh during lunch. "You've got to keep everyone happy!" That's our motto. From the plant life to our people. We want what is best for the whole clan and our customers. Every piece of the puzzle is important. 

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